Zeus the Godcat was in his kitchen making a cup of normal non herbal tea. He was doing that because like all Godcats he was really good at making tea. And Godcats had just discovered the luxury of electric kettles. He made the tea using bags from the Normal Cat Tea Company, he had extorted the tea bags from the Normal Cats.
Neptune the Godcat, Zeus’s friend is sat at the table watching Zeus make tea. He meows with satisfaction. “Those lazy Normal Cats we need to get them producing more tea. If they had less fur then they would need less time off because they wouldn’t then get hairballs.”
“Why do the Normal Cats always leave our stuff in the dust.” Zeus carried the two mugs of tea and put one down in front of Neptune. “They still think we are legends. Instead of delivering the tea direct they leave it at our shrines and expect money to appear in the next days. It’s such pain in the neck.” He sat down on the chair opposite Neptune. “And it’s so annoyingly inefficient.”
“I think we should use our powers. One of us should use the megaphone to speak to them. Shout loudly that if their tea production does not increase then we will shave them all bald in the night.” Neptune blew over the top of his steaming mug.
Zeus. “Sounds like a plan, old cat. Let’s convene the Council of the Godcats and have it decreed.”
The Kimlin Family