Mr Kimlin and I were discussing my blog. Seriously, he's not worth what I pay him.
Me: I want to do an index for my kitchen sink type blog.
Him: Use the categories on the side.
Me: I've told you I can't work out how to do it.
Him: Yeah. (grunts and walks away)
Me: (shouting through) that was your reaction last time
Him: Type it into Google.
Him: Because that's the first port of call for any technical enquiries
Me: No it's not. You are.
Him: I'm just going to type it into Google anyway.
Me: Yeah but you'll actually understand what they're talking about.
The Kimlin Family